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Single, menopausal and fed up with living without sex, Laurett Fenn downloaded several dating apps. I am the poster girl for the menopause, despite the fact that there is absolutely no good news about the menopause. But, after four years of sexless fidelity, I find myself a post-menopausal singleton in the throes of nymphomania.
I want sex more than ever and that fact shreds everything I know about this sad post-fertile state. In discussions about this surge with colleagues, I am encouraged to download Tinder, Bumble and Happn. I may be closer to 60 than 50 but a lifetime of care and good genes mean I can pass for 42 and I do. The menopause has caused me to lose weight and I have a leaner look than I did in my 20s. With gay and straight friends approving my photo profile, I go online meet nymphos ridicule meet nymphos silence.
I choose the widest male age range — and wait. The response is incredible. The photos have pulled men of 22 — and yes, I could almost be their grandmother — up to My timelines are packed with splendid males, creatures so beautiful that I gasp.
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More and more people in my age range are getting STIs and worse. This alone makes me feel part of a vanguard of sexual vampires who refuse to die. Dryness is news to me. I go into hostess mode. Meet nymphos put out snacks. I remember doing this before the internet! He feels amazing, seems pleased enough and I almost snog the life out of him. Afterwards, he sleeps in completely clobbered stillness and leaves the next morning like a gentleman. But my parts have taken a hit. I must be OK. Getting back into the sex game post-menopause is a little trickier than first time around when the only prerequisites were wearing your best frock and getting drunk.
I actually have to be prepared and careful. For the first time in my life, I buy lubricant for myself and not for the car. Yes, I find a few more men and they are, every single one of them, sexy and gorgeous. I never thought I meet nymphos younger men, but I do — not just for their performance levels, although there is that. I love their hopefulness, kindness and interest. Mainly, they are confident and happy and they know a lot more about sex than they should. Are they all equipped with girlfriends at 12?
Do I have online porn to thank for this? But I stop myself. These are men, not therapists or girlfriends. As much as they seem to care, they are here for the same thing I want. She has her own money. Meet nymphos actually mean this until I have drinks with a couple of men nearer my own age. Meeting with them is a downer. They look backwards, not forwards. Neither time do they offer to come back or even give me a goodnight snog. They are alarmed that I pay for drinks. I try several more clicks on older men, but the younger ones just present themselves better.
Blokes my age need to get proper photos — and maybe see the dentist. Meanwhile, my GP is concerned for my sexual health. With that, Meet nymphos up my game. I change my hair, wear better clothes and listen to new music like the X Ambassadors. I feel younger. I actually feel sexier than I did in my 30s and forget how old I really am. As I spend more time on the apps, I grow bolder. They tell me after three beers that they were always interested. Men at parties begin to ask me out on dates — real, actual dates. I must smell different or something. But I worry. I worry about diseases. I worry that my pelvic floor is going to cave in like a Chilean mine.
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I meet a man who wants a relationship. This is a horrible mistake because I really do not want a permanent man, even if it would make things somewhat less hotel-like: I must be the only person who changes the sheets every time. Sadly, I have to block him on WhatsApp and blame myself for hurting his feelings.
How could I think I could snap back into a less embarrassing position of dating men half my age and loving it? I never expected danger here. This is about reclamation. I am fighting off the death that menopause automatically brings. I refuse to be subsumed into its shadow. The weirdos, the beauties and the lonely, lonely men cannot remain the point of my life.
I have no idea where this endless parade of unimaginable pleasure will take me. But I have to find out, as every woman does. Confessions of a menopausal nymphomaniac. Laurett Fenn. Sat 7 May Laurett Fenn is a pseudonym. Reuse this content.Meet nymphos
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